Gretchen Elizabeth, I suppose that motivating another person to do what they need to do is one of the hallmarks of a good lawyer-counselor. And so, with your caustic (but loving) remarks about my out-of-date thrift store jeans and complete lack of 2011 jean fashion, I present you with the following proof that I heeded your advice. Skinny tight AND "distressed"......are you happy now?
You have exactly a week to push that baby out of you. Don't make us wait any longer!!
Love you to the moon and back,