One of my second-graders shyly came up to me today and said, "Mrs. E., what color is your hair?"
"Well," I answered, "when I have hair, it is brown, about the same shade as yours."
"Do you have any hair right now?" she asked.
"No, I don't."
Her eyes got (seriously) big as saucers and she turned quickly and walked back to her seat.
I could barely stifle my laughter.